Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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