Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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