And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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