I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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