When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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