And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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