I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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