I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he thought i was a dude.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
