think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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