plz talk dirty to me
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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