yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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