Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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