Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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