Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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