So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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