just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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