I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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