How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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