so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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