i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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