with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We need to rekindle our bromance
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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