I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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