: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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