I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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