So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Randomize
