Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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