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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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