And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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