So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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