so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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