you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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