Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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