Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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