We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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