Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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