You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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