I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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