If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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