Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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