Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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