Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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