he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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