Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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