We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Houston, we have a squirter
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Randomize
