Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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