You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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