She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
