So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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