Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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