Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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