that's an acceptable place to lick
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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