Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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