don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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