idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ladies don't puke and tell
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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