What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Randomize