Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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