Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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