Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I deserve this hangover.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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