the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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