My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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